We can’t top this ultimate examskipping excuse


It’s got everything really: Balls, great props and – most importantly – a blatant disregard for anyone battling ill-health.

Yep, this guy went full hog in his attempts to get out of taking an exam.

He sent pictures to his professor of him hooked up to some sort of life-support machine, complete with hospital tag.

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But on closer inspection those life-saving tubes are actually iPhone headphones.

The hospital tag is nothing more than a piece of paper with his own scrawl on it.

11/10 for originality. 3/10 for poor taste.

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