Vladimir Putin’s 2017 calendar is the most arousing thing you will see this year

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Vladimir Putin’s 2017 calendar is the most arousing thing you will see this year

Picture: Steve Rosenberg / Twitter

Look at the nuclear arsenal on that! Yep, it’s the return of everyone’s favourite sultry calendar boy who also happens to be one of Earth’s most powerful men – Vladimir Putin.

Tensions might be running high with America – with some observers predicting the end of life on Earth in a hellish thermonuclear war – but Vlad is keeping it chilled, and cuddling a kitten.

What a lovely guy! There’s just absolutely no way he’s going to destroy our planet, right? He’s too busy being H-A-W-T!

Feast your eyes on a whole lot of Vlad below – or watch the video here.

Kitten Putin

Vladimir Putin

Picture: Steve Rosenberg / Twitter

Ski Putin

Vladimir Putin

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Brokeback Putin

Vladimir Putin

Picture: Steve Rosenberg / Twitter

Camouflage horse Putin

Vladimir Putin

Picture: Steve Rosenberg / Twitter

Christmas Putin

Vladimir Putin

Picture: Steve Rosenberg / Twitter

Aquatic Putin

Vladimir Putin

Picture: Steve Rosenberg / Twitter

Air Putin

Vladimir Putin

Picture: Steve Rosenberg / Twitter

Agricultural Putin

Vladimir Putin

Picture: Steve Rosenberg / Twitter

 

Whatever you might think about Putin and his territorial ambitions, he certainly knows how to let it hang loose in a way that it’s somehow difficult to imagine Theresa May doing…