Are you the phantom tattoo parlour pooper?

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Are you the phantom tattoo parlour pooper?

The phantom parlour pooer (Picture: Mercury)

Either this guy got caught short or he regretted his choice of tattoo.

He was filmed defecating on the doorstep of a tattoo parlour despite being in view of a busy road while people were driving to work.

Workers at Guns & Tattoos Custom Tattoo and Piercing Studio in the village of Lucan, County Dublin, had to clear up after his six-second dump.

Stephen Dowling, 18, who opened the shop that day, said: ‘It absolutely stank. I couldn’t believe it. It was disgusting.

‘It was me who found it, I thought it might have been an animal or something. I walked up to open the shop at around midday and there it was – a shit against the wall.









‘Straight away I went to look at the CCTV and I couldn’t find it at first because I was searching through the night. We thought it was a phantom shitter.

‘Eventually I spotted it just before 7.30am. There’s a main road with shops on it about 10 yards away. Cars would have been driving past.

‘We’ve no idea who it was or where he came from. The only thing we thought of was that he must have been going home after a sesh.

‘You’d have to be pretty steaming to think it was acceptable to do what he did. He was up and away in no time, six or seven seconds.

PIC FROM MERCURY PRESS (PICTURED: GUNS & TATTOOS STUDIO IN LUCAN, COUNTY DUBLIN IN IRELAND WHERE A COMMUTER WAS ON DEFECATING ON CCTV EARLY IN THE MORNING )   This is the moment a passer-by was caught DEFECATING on a tattoo parlour during the morning commute ñ doing the foul deed in just six seconds just yards from a main road.   CCTV shows a man casually sauntering past Guns & Tattoos Custom Tattoo and Piercing Studio in the village of Lucan, County Dublin with his hands in his pockets at 7.30am last Tuesday morning.   However despite being in view of a busy road during the morning commute he then returns to drop his shorts and kneels down to do a quick poo in ëSIX SECONDSí on the side of the building.   Stunned employees had to clean the faeces off the wall upon discovering the dirt and later watched back their security cameras showing the brazen toilet-goer doing his business by a drainpipe at the front door.   Afterwards he pulls his shorts up swiftly, zips his jacket up further, puts his hands back in his pockets and wanders off. SEE MERCURY COPY

The scene of the crime (Picture: Mercury)

‘I was pretty angry because I’m the one who had to clear it up. The smell was just the worst.’

Stephen, an apprentice tattooist, hosed down the damage before opening the studio, which has been in business for four years, later that day.

He said customers were in shock after he informed them of the vile incident.

Stephen said: ‘Everyone’s just being saying that it’s disgusting. You don’t expect to come to work and have to deal with that.

‘I’ve never seen anything like it before. I’m not sure what makes someone so desperate that they can’t hold on until they reach a toilet.

‘Thankfully I’ve managed to give the place a good wash and you wouldn’t have known it happened.

‘I’ll never forget the smell of it. It was completely vile.’